Yes, fellow white Christian Americans, it’s true: George W. Bush is the Anti-Christ we were warned about in Scripture! But rather than shrinking back in fear, let us greet this revelation with righteous joy— for it means that once we re-elect the President this November, the long wait for the Messiah will be almost over! Only a few prophecies remain to be fulfilled before that awesome Day of Glory when our enemies will perish in fire and brimstone . . . and the patriotic Christians at Americans for a Quicker Apocalypse are working on those, too. Praise God, and BRING IT ON!

Sinners, repent! The end is here! I can smell the sulphur and brimstone of Eternity drifting closer, I can hear the faint screams of the damned as the signs of the End Times fall into place, one by one...

The prophecies of Holy Scripture were once too difficult for the average American to understand, but the signs and wonders this generation has witnessed are too clear to ignore. Sinners, Our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ is returning soon to take us home with Him— if we accept his sacred thirst for blood-sacrifice to cleanse us of all sin! As it says in the Book of Revelation:

“And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared. And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to battle of that great day of God Almighty.” (Rev. 16:12-14, King James Version)

What could be more obvious? God is saying that the Communist Chinese (“the kings of the east”) are secretly plotting to take control of the whole oil supply of the Middle East (“the great river Euphrates”), through their vast army of subhumans (“the dragon”), their allies in the Vatican (“the beast”) and mind-controlled Vice-President Dick Cheney (“the false prophet”).

As you know if you’re a regular visitor to this web site, Cheney is secretly under the remote control of devil-worshiping Communist homosexuals in the CIA and Israeli Mossad. His ties to Halliburton and other corporations might trick the liberals. But he can’t fool a true Christian inspired with the wrath of the Lord!

If you still have any doubts, Sinners, the Book of Revelation continues, a few chapters earlier, speaking of the Anti-Christ himself:

“And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men. . . . And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.” (Rev. 13:13-15)

Who else could that be but our president, George W. Bush, whose military operation “Shock and Awe” rained all the terrible firepower of the U.S. military on the heathen Iraqi Muslims? Anyone can see that the “image of the beast” refers to the humanoid robot that has replaced Pope John Paul II since alien beings took over Disneyland and turned it into a homosexual orgy for liberals, blacks, and mixed-race abortionists.

Most women on television, as regular visitors to this web site know, are actually transvestites acting out Satanic sex rituals disguised as “soap operas” and “music videos”— designed to infect little white boys and girls with perverted desires for sex, drugs and rap music!

Sinners, can’t you see? It’s as clear as the air here in the mountains of Idaho, where my little flock and I have nearly completed construction of our bombproof underground spiritual complex, the Post-Apocalyptic Caucasian Church of Survival & Salvation. A tax-deductible donation of $1,000,000 or more will secure you a safe place among us when the Lord returns on a mushroom cloud to reclaim his domain from Satan’s hordes, and lay waste to the Earth with fire and brimstone. (Take that, nature-worshiping environmentalists!)

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If you can’t afford salvation itself, your purchase of a “Re-Elect the Anti-Christ” bumper sticker for $3.00 will at least help to ensure that some of your white Christian brothers and sisters will be alive to be taken up to Heaven with our Dear Lord and Savior after He destroys the masses of idolaters and perverts and Zionists and other minorities, and then casts them into a Lake of Fire to burn for Eternity. Even better, buy ten bumper stickers for $25.00, and earn brownie points in Heaven!

Praise Almighty God, thank you Jesus, and for Armageddon’s sake,
RE-ELECT GEORGE W. BUSH! Amen.

Your humble servant of Christ your King in the Kingdom to Come,

Rev. Boyd “Bull” Roach

Supreme Minister-in-Chief
Caucasian Church of Survival & Salvation

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